So I fell down the stairs while carrying a glass bowl.
The glass bowl shattered into a couple of big pieces on the stairs. I was lucky, though. I have a big ass, so when I fell onto the glass it didn’t do as much damage as it could have.
It bled a lot, though. Like, a whole fucking lot. Blood every where.
Now I have these two really nasty cuts on my ass and sitting hurts. And walking hurts. Cause they are in just the right place to be in the way of both. And I probably should get stitches, but I’m not going to because I don’t have insurance and I don’t feel like paying someone to sew cuts on my ass together. … … … Yeah, so..
Fuck you stairs! Fuck you!
The right to mock me is freely given. I deserve it after this one… XD
Lessons: Don’t carry glass down stairs when: A) you know you’re retardedly clumsy b) you haven’t been injured in a really long time and you know something is is bound to happen soon and c) whenever.. just don’t do it. It’s a bad idea.